Okay, okay, I feel some shame. But I’m posting this anyway.
Pick up a copy of the next issue of McSweeney’s venerable literary quarterly to read a little baby story written by yours truly, along with lots of better writing from people like Saïd Sayrafiezadeh and Rick Bass, and a compendium of writing that inspired the Egyptian Revolution.
Weirdly, I think all the authors in this issue are male, which must have been why I qualified. Because I have a man name.